In a bold move that has taken the Right Wing totally by surprise newly re-elected President Barack Hussein Obama has announced an extensive plan to waste even more of the Right Wing’s time.
The President officially stated that he’ll be working closely with Stansberry & Associates who will use right leaning news sources such as Townhall.com, Newsmax, Human Events, and Gingrich Marketplace to blast out messages such as;
“Obama is the secret love child of Elvis and Former Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir”
“Obama is hatching a secret plot to secure himself a third term in the White House.”
Porter Stansbury is quoted as saying; “Turn out for our;“Grammar, Spelling and Protest Signs” program was disappointingly low but I have a feeling this event will be successful.
Surveys of Right Leaning citizens showed attitudes ranging from wariness to hopeful.
One responder reportedly said;
“We’re cautious. We’ve been caught out in the past with news that not only made sense but led to productive activity. We won’t be tricked into believing that sort of thing again.”
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