In the spirit of the new topic Thunderf00t recently put forward in his video (specifically the underbar description) which I shall dub;
I’ve decided to have a bit of fun and turn the tables on Thunderf00t and ask him;
Why can’t Thunderf00t be more like Indiana Jones?
True, Ana Kasperian is a real woman but let’s face it. There’s a good chance there’s more to her than the image she puts forward on the internet so I don’t think it is unreasonable to use Indiana Jones as a comparative model to the esteemed Ana Kasperian.
And since we’ve decided to play the whole “Why can’t you be more like X” game which normally ends up with someone sleeping on the couch I thought to myself;
“Well now, I can have a good time with this!”
So I’ve come up with this list of complaints I have about thunderf00t.
Specifically those characteristics that in thunderf00t, despite our differences, I can deal with, accept and even in some instances like or appreciate those characteristics but which let’s face it, suffer in comparison to Indiana Jones.
So I give you my list of things I find admirable in Indiana Jones that I personally wish Thunderf00t could make more of an effort to emulate. If he did at least aspire to achieve some of the awesomeness of Indiana Jones, then I would find him a much more suitable representative of everything he claims to represent.
(please keep in mind that none of this is meant in any way other than a light-hearted poking at someone who I am sure will appreciate the humor and point made in this response).
INDIANA JONES vs. THUNDERFOOT
Indiana Jones: Uses a bullwhip and a revolver as part of his archeologist’s tools.
Thunderf00t: Uses a camera and movie editing software to do videos.
Indiana Jones: Hunts for artifacts to donate to museum.
Thunderf00t: Asks for donations to his paypal.
Indiana Jones: Has single-handedly stopped the third Reich from obtaining the power of God.
Thunderf00t: copied a Koran onto a hard drive and burned it in his back yard.
Indiana Jones: Adventured with his formidable father and finally earned his respect.
Thunderf00t: Got kicked off FreeThoughtBlogs by PZMyers due to irreconcilable differences.
Indiana Jones: Stopped the Cult of Mola Ram and rescued 100s of children from a death by sacrifice.
Thunderf00t: Had an extended debate with Ray Comfort which ended in a polite lunch date.
Indiana Jones: Is so devastatingly rugged and handsome that even some straight men find themselves wondering if; “they’d hit that”.
Thunderf00t: Did an excellent impersonation of “The Sun King” during an MSF BlogTV.
Indiana Jones: Decided the Arc of the Covenant was too powerful a weapon to let loose upon the world.
Thunderf00t: Led a charge of hundreds of thousands of people fiercely drawing naughty pictures of the Prophet Mohammad because a radical Muslim publication threatened South Park creators Matt Stone & Trey Parker causing the very powerful, very wealthy media giant Viacom to bizarrely take the threat from the two wannabees seriously and respond to their ridiculous demands (DMD was tons of fun and we all love South Park but shouldn’t it have been “Draw Viacom Day” since they’re the ones who slammed down on South Park’s free speech?).
I think that covers it for now. I’d appreciate it if Thunderf00t could get right on this list and start making some changes immediately so that he can mold himself to be exactly what I want him to be.
I mean, that’s not unreasonable, is it? Demanding that someone else be exactly what I want them to be without any consideration to what they want to be, or just simply are?
That they should react exactly as I think they should react and so what if their personality has developed in a way that doesn’t mingle perfectly with my own, let them be the one to change!
I’m sure everyone will see I’m right about this. And if you don’t?
Then change yourselves until you do!
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