Rupert Murdoch Praises Scientology for being Weird and Creepy

Media Mogul Rupert Murdoch, founder of the News Corporation made headlines in newspapers today by tweeting an apparent attack against Scientology.

News Organizations reacted swiftly to his description of Scientology as;

“Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people.”

Rupert Murdoch  “Something creepy, maybe even evil, about these people.”

When asked for further comment Mr. Murdoch’s staff clarified his position by saying;

Mr. Murdoch did not view his words as an attack. They were meant as a compliment. Mr Murdoch has worked for almost two decades at building NewsCorp into one of the wealthiest, creepiest, evil organizations in the world.

Mr. Murdoch confirmed that his words were meant as praise with further tweets where he complimented Scientology for being;

“Very weird, but big, big money involved with Tom Cruise either number two or three in hierarchy,” ”

He also acknowledged actor Tom Cruise for his work advancing Scientology commenting further that;

“Mr. Cruise has done excellent work in the field of weird, creepy cult like behavior. I’m amazed he’s still only number two or three in the hierarchy. If Scientology won’t recognize his efforts and reward him appropriately we at the News Corporation would be only too happy to have him on board.”

P. Rose

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